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  Important Message to all Americans
Posted by: DjChatters - 10-16-2016, 11:20 PM - Forum: General Chit-Chat - Replies (7)

A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN 

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy).

Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

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1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').

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2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.'

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3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

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4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.

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5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

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6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

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7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.

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8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

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9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

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10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.

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11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies). 

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12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.

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13.. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

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14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).

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15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

God Save the Queen!



PS: Only share this with friends who have a good sense of humour (NOT humor)!


  Red Dead Redemption 2
Posted by: GTAHQHD - 10-16-2016, 03:37 PM - Forum: Games Discussion - Replies (35)

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Click here to read about the delay.


  Don't mind me I'm just posting what everyone else is posting
Posted by: Daikenki - 10-16-2016, 03:11 PM - Forum: Games Discussion - Replies (3)

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Soon


Grand Theft Auto Online Hello everyone im new here
Posted by: PS4GAMINGDK - 10-15-2016, 07:14 PM - Forum: Introduction - Replies (2)

Hello everyone im new here


Grand Theft Auto Online PC Event| GTA Online | Sun. 10/16/16
Posted by: Stinger - 10-15-2016, 10:01 AM - Forum: Finished/Cancelled Events - Replies (32)

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Game: GTA V 
Platform: PC
Date: Sunday, 16th October, 2016
Time: 19:30 UTC+2
Time Conversion Link: Click Here
Schedule: Loads of stuff, endurance race first.

If you want me to host a certain map/gamemode then send me a PM with a link to the social club map

Sign up with your Social Club username:
01. Stinger
02. Lenichelle
03. Lionek
04. tpleb
05. KangeeRedwood
06. Balls
07. Randoom
08. Mike15_000
09. MauriceZockt
10. ranger_rmp
11. LipFi333
12. GTAHQHD
13. Laughing3nY_YT
14. HircyGlowstick
15. Flintwood
16. Thesdamos
17. CaptainBobotron
18. Ommeskjern
19. DjChatters
20. Thunder0010
21. ValyNely
22. CoasterGaming
23. PeppersGhost
24. Neobite-VE
25. xXSlayDriver1Xx
26. Slapukaz
27. Rockses - Rockses123
28. Wilss888
29. Doctor_Fruitbat
30. Evildph
31. gtamissions
32. 

Rules:
1) Listen to the host, admins and moderators.
2) Don't troll.
3) Don't keep asking for things, like asking to be the crook.
4) Please make sure you are on TeamSpeak: 45.58.117.147:9993
5) Be a human or a banana


Grand Theft Auto Online Hey boys and girls
Posted by: PeppersGhost - 10-14-2016, 04:48 PM - Forum: Introduction - Replies (1)

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Hi, my name is PeppersGhost!

I enjoy what you guys do and i want to be a part of this community, i watch most of your videos and i want to join in on the fun!

I'm currently lvl 322 in GTA5 online, and i am a job specialist, i've played Los Santos Connection over a hundred times for the cash, and also other jobs like Wet Workers and Chopper Tail and so many others. I do Death from Above solo with a cabrio on hard, just for fun so yeah i know my stuff. I was a member of TAW( mission specialist and event organizer)but a long time ago they decided it was not a game that fit in their clan, so i left and formed my own crew, Home of The Slackers (HOFS).

I played all the GTA games except for China Wars and Vice City Stories.

My favourite GTA game is still Vice City, but i think GTA5 Online is the awesome as well.

I play hard but fair and i will never judge anyone for bad playing, only when i drink alot in the weekends Smile

So yeah, let's get this party on the road, invite me, friend me on steam and let's party!

My friend CATW3AZAL will also join in on the fun, but he gets rude sometimes so don't mind him :-)

I'm already part of GTAM so i will be joining and applicating for events on the PC version, i don't own a console.

I speak 4 languages, but no Polish or Spanish, although i really want to learn Spanish so that's up next on the list.

See you soon, and yes i do have TS installed and i am very friendly towards members and since i'm Dutch i can be very rude but honest. My motto is "deal with it"

Greetz!


  Discord?
Posted by: Tpleb - 10-14-2016, 08:01 AM - Forum: General Chit-Chat - Replies (2)

Since rejoining yesterday, the teamspeak went down. I thought it might just be a hiccup but Thunder0010 said it keeps on happening. So what are the chances of moving to discord? If you are unsure on how to set it up I could help since I've managed quite a few in some ArmA 3 communities. Thoughts everyone?


Grand Theft Auto Online PC Event | GTA Online | Sat. 10/15/16
Posted by: gtamissions - 10-14-2016, 03:25 AM - Forum: Finished/Cancelled Events - Replies (49)

Game: Grand Theft Auto V
Platform: PC
Date: Sat. 10/15/16
Time: 11:00am, Denver Time
Time Conversion Link: http://tinyurl.com/zjvkha8
Schedule: wE PLAY pokeMon go!

PLEASE READ: 

PLEASE BE CONSIDERATE ON TEAMSPEAK!  DO NOT SING, DO NOT WHISTLE, DO NOT BELCH AND DO NOT TALK OVER PEOPLE!

Sign up with your Social Club username:
01. GTAmissions
02. AustenGaming
03. Mike15_000
04. Lenichelle
05. Thesdamos
06. GTAlionek
07. Thunder0010
08. tpleb_
09. OnespotGaming
10. romskate99
11. LipFi333
12. Slapukaz 
13. ranger_rmp
14. Darkgunner77
15. WiecznaOwca
16. PeppersGhost 
17. roverman-ivan
18. Ommeskjern
19. OneMan2Balls 
20. ValyNely
21. Dreper400
22. MauriceZockt
23. Neobite-VE
24. DjChatters
25. Randoom
26. Flintwood
27. GTAHQHD
28. xXSlayDriver1Xx
29. lilou2g
30. Enduro29
31. yoan0197
32. stinger.
33. stabbed_rat3 
34. Kasp_LB-_-
35. SloxTheDlox
36. Jeff_NL-_-
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38. Wilss888 
39. Laughing3nY_YT 
40. Kartov38
41. Xentria
42. CaptainBobotron
43. 

Rules:
1) Listen to the host, admins and moderators.
2) Don't troll.
3) Don't keep asking for things, like asking to be the crook.
4) Please make sure you are on TeamSpeak: 45.58.117.147:9993
5) Be a Raccoon or a harambe XD


Grand Theft Auto Online Hello, Im new
Posted by: xXSlayDriver1Xx - 10-11-2016, 10:10 PM - Forum: Introduction - Replies (3)

Hello my name is xXSlayDriver1Xx/Brandon, I've watched a bunch of the NextGen GTA videos and I've recently got GTA V on PC (2 days ago). I wanted to join NextGen GTA for quite some time now but didn't have the game but now can thanks to my friend. I had GTA V in the past on console and transferred my account onto PC, I'm still getting used to the controls but I'm a quick learner so. Anyway a little bit about me is that i play CS:GO, War thunder and now GTA V/GTA Online, I'm pretty chill most of the time but rage sometimes. Anyway i hope to see one of you guys in-game and join some events.  Blush

(Btw i looked at some introductions and i based this off of them cause i didn't know how i would introduce my self)


Grand Theft Auto Online PS4 Event | GTA Online | Fri. 10/14/16
Posted by: Lenichelle - 10-11-2016, 01:12 PM - Forum: Finished/Cancelled Events - Replies (34)

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Game: Grand Theft Auto V
Platform: PlayStation 4
Date: Friday, October 14th, 2016
Time: 6:00pm, UK time
Time Conversion Link: http://tinyurl.com/z9jxuuh
[b]Schedule:
 Trying out much stuff like racing, TDM, Last Team Standing, Busted and etc..

If you want me to host a certain map/gamemode then POST THE LINK TO THE MAP IN THIS TOPIC!

Sign up with your Social Club username:
01. Lenichelle
02. AWPRompuS
03. Joaocruz16
04. lenichek
05. samturret_
06. fcfinn
07. gta_warrior_187
08. Tuine07021996
09. Vogeldreck
10. gtamissions
11. Demolisher44
12. Fredrik_mc
13. SKC_Diamond
14.wasedrft
15. Thunder0010
16. SANDYBAWZ69
17. HochLeiter
18. NordicOG91
19. Thrid-Rail720
20. Thomiboy6
21.
22.
23.
24.
25.
26.
27.
28.
29.
30.


Rules:
1) Listen to the host, admins and moderators.
2) Don't troll.
3) Don't keep asking for things, like asking to be the crook.
4) Please make sure you are on TeamSpeak: 45.58.117.147:9993
5) Be a raccoon or a banana.
6) Please be respectful towards the host!


SUPER IMPORTANT
You need to join TeamSpeak 3 on your computer or mobile
Click here to download and it's FREE!

My video from the previous event!



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